Weekly Standup VI

First some classic Chuck Norris jokes:

  • Chuck Norris wears Timeboxershorts.
  • Chuck Norris pairs alone.
  • Chuck Norris starts projects with a Roundhouse-Kickoff.
  • Chuck Norris is not afraid of bugs, bugs are afraid of him.
  • Chuck Norris has no burn-down chart. Around him everything is already burnt down.
  • Chuck Norris does not need acceptance tests. Either Chuck Norris accepts or not.
  • Chuck Norris does not need Iteration Reviews or Reflection Workshops. There is no improvement for Chuck Norris’ process.
  • Chuck Norris always wins at Planning Poker.

What did I do this week?

What am I going to do next week?

More of the same really, but I will try to think of something new.


Malocchio, the evil spirit trapped in the body of a dirty drunk is now truly set on the path to self-radicalization. I am still waiting for the Society of Parasickology to send an expert exorcist. They have experts who can send Malocchio back to the astral plane, where he came from. Fingers crossed.

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One Response to Weekly Standup VI

  1. Hi there,

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